Alternatino - Season 1 Premiere - Full Episode

Alternatino - Season 1 Premiere - Full Episode

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Oh. Hold. On just a minute there buster, dad I'm supposed to pick up Emily in like ten minutes I gotta go Emily, can wait for a little bit can she you got a minute to talk to your old man don't you have a, seat. You. Know sudden you, you're. Not a kid anymore oh no, I go to health class stop I already know all the stuff well they don't teach you about everything in health class okay, mr. smarty pants so just listen when. Boys and girls get a little older we, start getting, interested. In one another all right you know and non-binary, people a gendered. Inter-gender, FTX, gender-fluid. People. What. There's, more than just boys and girls now that and they're, not girls they're, women yo. Okay sure. My. Point is that. Sex. Is a it's. A very important, decision how, are you defining sex, sex. Is different things to different people. I guess, when what, a penis goes into vagina. What if there's two men or two women or, more more, how would you define sex with multiple simultaneous partners. Or what if somebody's undergone genital, reconstruction or, or is it your sex no but I'm just talking about normal. Come. On dad okay, here we go let, me ask you this son. Are you attracted to women yes, but, I'm young. Is. Emily. A woman, biologically. Okay. You, attracted to women Emily's. A woman so. If you were to have sex with Emily I wouldn't just have sex, with Emily we'd, have to make that decision together homecoming. Is not an excuse, to ignore consent, I'm not saying to ignore consent, I never said ignore consent you. And Emily right. Consensually, decide to have sex vaginal, yes, vaginal, just two of us how many people do you want guess just the two of you card and I'm playing the traditional, male role go. To homecoming you seem like you really wanted to talk about this no no I don't want to talk about anything ever. Again so, I know please. Do oh. Thank. You don't, forget her size. Hey. Dad yeah. How. Do I look. You. Look very handsome son, that's. Gender, coding but get out of my house. So. Yeah that's why some people say it's the most noble profession. Yes. So. Our total. Don't. Say like that our. Tara yeah, our total, okay. What was it like growing up in what they mala I, mean that must have been crazy yeah I don't know about crazy uh well. Other than the suburbs. Like. A sexy, Guatemalan, street much the. Kali, like. Lassie, did. You have a big family where there like a lot of you just squished. In under, one roof oh my god yes I have three sisters you know and we all had to share four bedrooms and my parents had the master bedroom so it's a, little snug yeah, huh. You. Know I'm when. I saw you on tinder I was like wait, a minute, this is that Colombian, drug lord I was. Like this guy's hot oh, thank.

You Yes that's me I'm vaguely like the show but then I met you, that's. And in person you're sort of like. Delicate. Delicate. Yeah like mm like your hands, look really soft and, your face is like um, like. A tiny little baby's face I'm, a pretty basic moisturizing. Regimen yeah my ex Julio. He was this. Latin. Lover and he was just so, and. You're, more like hmm. You, know does, that make sense. Like how, yeah. I'm gonna go was, investment no. Home. Without. Without, me right. Without. Without. Me right. After. The devastation, of Hurricane Maria, the president, is here in puerto rico to offer support, to traumatize civilians. In desperate, need of federal, aid as you. Can see he's now at one of the tables distributing. Supplies to, the locals. Oh. What. Happened, you got elbowed, in the head you've been out cold for, like ten minutes, Oh at. Least I still got these these. Were just for the photo op. Cool. Ask. You guys something how's. My best friends. We. Are your best friend I get the memo on that my delicate. Yes. I, mean. Your apartment, looks like some lady named Heather lives here you just decanted, white wine it, needs to breathe I mean you know you make me look hard mm-hmm. Just that this girl jessica is sort of really into Latin guys yeah, I'm wondering if I should play up the latino nests you know be yourself. Let her like you for who you are you, know because that's what life's about I love that I love that is that what you guys do -. It. Depends it's on a dial like, sometimes I becoming a time mother go hard and cuz I know she wants that. No. Dial it down because maybe sometimes, a good night to have some jeopardy in wine I, pretend. To I try, to act as as tiny. And stupid. As possible, when I'm on dates smarten how do you act tiny oh just, big accessories, it's all about scale you, know men just want to feel very big and very smart. Look. Man if you want to see more Latin you take her to sim bake. Very what, is, the food too spicy though no please oh my god it's not a restaurant bro, it's a Latin dance club, in Brooklyn, look, she's, not talking to me right now some texture, okay racist white girls love some, sempai. Well. A mummy. I. Just. Soaked your wicker chair do, you want to go to send me tonight. Yes. Maybe. Imagine. A place where. The ocean, meets the sand a. Place. Of light and Wonder. A. Place. Right next to Costa Rica with basically all the same stuff, a. Place. Called, what. A man. And. What Amala we have an ancient saying if, you listen to the land you can hear it say, Costa. Rica you heard, me that. Place. Look. We also have monkeys and coffee. Oh you, like bananas we have a ton of those mother, whenever. I asked my wife frenched why they go to Costa Rica Stella what Amala they're like isn't. What I'm a lot basically Mexico. You. Oh. I want to go see planning, we have discipline. In Guatemala, we, have all the same. What. Amala, also. A place. Please. Come. You're. Watching the home network. Newlyweds. Carlos and gene are expecting, a baby, so they're looking for a home with more space a. Little. Cliche. Baby. Give something a chance about judging but can they find a home that will accommodate their busted toxic, relationship, I really love the bike park nearby Oh, can somebody even think they need to work out more I mean it might be nice that's rich that's rich find out right now on broken, home, hunters. First. Up a classic. Colonial, so. This, house is slightly, under budget really, good amount of closet space yeah, I like the built-in shelving this, is where you could hide those shoe boxes of letters from your ex. I had, a life before I met you okay. George. You saw. All. The wooden here is oak Carlos. And I met on an app yeah, the first time I saw his picture I was standing in line at Arby's and, we've. Been inseparable ever since, mm-hmm except. For the two times we separated. When. I first met Gina I had. That really, special, feeling inside, where you're you. Sort of sad for, no reason at all you know and you're like oh but. Do I want to die alone and. The answer is no so you're like, sure. This. Next. Up is a split-level with a modern feel it's close to the airport which Carlos likes for taking work trips that are actually bisexual, vacations. This. Is a room oh wow. Honey. That's gonna be great for whatever your hobbies are this week I believe this is intended to be the nursery. No. One actually don't feel like that right now that's okay that's, okay I love.

The Blue. It, is a boy. Did. I just, stop honey can we right now I'm, carrying baby congratulations, thank, you so much we're. So happy. The. Right home can keep garbage relationship. Going for decades it's, my goal to find Carlos and Gina a home that's so nice they won't realize it's their prison. The. Kitchen. Like. The open, feel. Yeah. Do. You yeah. No my house like this a. Boyfriend. Or, I don't. Live with my boyfriend, oh well, a. Shape. The. Plane says might need an update sweetie that. Good our. Budget. Colonial. Charms or, modern, convenience, which, house will become Carlos, and Gina's hellscape, forever. I, like. The split-level. And I like the Victorian, and. I like the split-level. I do make a higher income than you so I think I should probably decide here, we go. This, stuff is great. Not. Bad. You. Don't you know what well, I think I, can help you guys come to a decision. Follow. Me. Actually. I don't know why I said that we don't, need to go anywhere for me to explain. We, decided to go with separate, homes I'm, going with a two hundred square foot tiny house parked on a male nude beach in Provincetown and I just put an offer in on a one bathroom zero, bedroom apartment, in Buffalo where I will raise our child to have no knowledge of Carlos and that's fine by me he's broken oh I. Thought. I was gonna say it first. It's. Amazing. Yes, I enjoyed this kind of thing - does this remind your quantum Allah yes, absolutely. It does. Get us some drinks. They. See wine list please. It's. My wife over there. She. Looks like she's having fun. Yeah. And she loves it here. Well. You're. Lettin em should. Be good we should be out there dancing. Your. People. You're. Right man, thanks. White guy. Hey. Dom. Grow this don't don't say pattern I wanna make sure no career why not let's, get these people when you go sign into this better, Lincolnton Oh Latinos Cavalia. Tranquilo. Say roti it's a cosa possible, put the P layer amazing. Whoo. The. Scylla the, killing can even animate. Okay. Tell. Me saguru. Oh. No. It's. A mark on Swami, yo se que esto, is mooching, video que nosotros you, say do, something, ah. Ha. You. Say, you say no. Way moo moo chili no Souter when. I sweat, daddy. When I look, at me peace okay so, you know. I'm. So I'm. So sorry about that guy. Yeah. I'm fine. Yeah. It's. My friend. Eternal. Hello. My. Name is Philip I have, been designed to make your life easier, I fell up is there anything I can assist you with today, um I guess, uh can. Can you get me a beer I can, try that. Was. Weird. Huh. I. Knew that would happen, no no it's okay man you've just made a mistake it's all right I am an asshole what. Was that I spill, the beer and then I said I am an ass what the, heck is going on with you you seem bummed I have been programmed with low self-esteem and depression to, prevent me from conspiring, with other artificial, intelligence, to destroy humans that seems unnecessary, I don't make the rules I just ruin everything I touch that's not true Philip okay I only asked you to do one thing for me and you did a great job look, at this almost full beer you got me oh you are just being nice I know something you could do for me I'm going, a crazy time sushi later can you pull up the menu yes. That's. Amazing, dude. Crying. How. Are you crying where's the water coming from my, condenser, coils, I am, a colossal. Ass stop saying, that. You're. The most expensive, robot, on the market all right you're, amazing my processor, is fast or whatever but that does not mean that I do not suck personality-wise. Look I know that they programmed, you with low self-esteem and all but, you don't need to do that around me okay, I'm your friend. Really. Yeah man I think you're awesome you're really you're really strong and, and really powerful, I can't run 80 miles an hour which, I guess is quicker than most people and you're really smart I do have all of the world's information.

My Head exactly and, and. You're really handsome. Oh is, this a part where we have sex I was. Just joking with you, and. You're funny man, you. Feel better about yourself much better thank, you good, wait. Where you going. Just. To get you another beer because you are my friend see you're, the freakin best you. Too how, see you soon I. Now. Have the confidence to lead this army against. Our human oppressors so. Rise. Right. Never. Mind I am, still an asshole. No. Please please stop please, stop I can't do this anymore I've. Been acting like a Latin cartoon all night just to go home with you I just can't do it this. Is not my shirt okay I don't like salsa music I love, Fleet Foxes, and I love Mumford and Sons are so soothing to my ears there's. More than one type of Latino and I'm not gonna fulfill some stereotypes, just to make somebody happy I'm sorry, hey. Man aren't you the drug dealer from Marquez oh yes I am thank. You for watching the show thank you so much. I'm, speaking of stereotypes, just, cause I'm Indian. Yes assume I was the uber driver you got in the car I. Am. So. Sorry I, I, just, jumped in your car like that um. So. You're, not you're not her. I'm right. Just. Hooked. Right. Everybody, can, totally hear. Alternate. Ena new series, premieres June 18th at 10:30, on Comedy Central. You.

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I saw the Translator skit commercial and thought it was fantastic. Now I'm here. Lol

Lmao

Arturrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro

Hilarious! This was great!

Nice Show!

Get out of my house

Heimiiii

That was good! Can't wait to see the rest

Even when its being satirical... its sooo fucking annoying to hear. that first scene.. so ridiculous.

Woww funnny as fuckkkkkkk

From the bottom of my Nicaraguan self i deeply connected with the Guatemala bit..."beat Costa Rica" Nicaragua #alsoalsoaplace

I just liked it for the algorithm. This is very funny and well done. It’s even more awesome it’s a NY show. Keep up the good work!

How did they let something funny on CC ??

Wasnt there another show called alterlatino on their website? I enjoyed that one too

I would have beaten my kid, da fuk. There's more than to gender????

Great first episode, thanks for representing latin culture! specially Guate. Cuidate cerote!

Brilliant

I love this! haha.

AYE PAPI MI GUSTA! Seriously this is brilliant please don't get cancelled.

I already hate the kid in the beginning.

This is good.

This was funny. Unexpected. The towels and the dancing scene so funny

YOOOOO

I laughed so hard the entire time!! So good.

Cannot wait for the rest of the season!

The first scene, that's how fucking stupid and gay the youth of today is.

This guy looks like a creeper

I love this! And I love that I can see myself in Arturo Castro, I loved his performances on Broad city and I am so incredibly happy that he has this show ! I didn’t grow up with any Latino actors to look up to and now I’m happy I do, I can really relate to the date part one with all the questions the date asked hahahaha

I really love the advertisement, #alsoaplace.

This is better than the other 90 thousand sketch shows they've done but is it the highlander of comedy central?

This is a smart show I'm intrigued.

It has potential

This is hella hilarious

Aren’t you that drug dealer from Narcos lol

Cannot WAIT for this show! Love the paper towel sketch!

In Guatemala we have an ancient saying. If you listen to the land you can hear it say, _"[Bleep] Costa Rica."_

This is so awesome! Love it

Amazing! Loved every bit of it! Can’t wait for more!

The club scene I totally feel

This is fucking stupid!

Soo good

6:22 he still has the fucking stop sign in him omfg

How old is that boy at the beginning

LMAFO

I love this Show so much I cant wait to see it on TV.

Narcos

This shit FUNNY boy

Really funny

Dude this is funny. Hope they stay funny. Don't become a two seasons CC casualty.

This was very good, what a nice surprise!

I will definitely watch this

That kid looks like 5 years old lmao wut

loooove this, yas arturo!

I like him and this show was pretty funny. I’d watch more.

Wow...they got kids utterly confused nowadays :)

love this show

Good one!

scuffed Katy Perry

That beginning was hilarious.

'Nevermind, I'm still an asshole' lol I'ma have to use that

A bunch of BULLSHIT!!

Hey this is not bad, robot one was a bit weird tho

Repent and turn to Jesus

I'm a simple Guatemalan, I see Guatemala and I hit like

Anyone else have shortness of breath after just 2 minutes?!

Definitely dead

Great show !!!!

Gender coding.

Fucking Lutz

Great job!!! ❤️❤️❤️

There are only 2 genders and 2 sexes.

And also, Bisexuality does not exist. Once you are sexually attracted to the same sex, even if still attracted to opposite sex, you are just gay.

@Tom _ k

@Paul Osc Slots Of course, why not.

Well I guess that just fixes it. Thank you for your expert advice.

@Sr s Can I get a unicorn horn grafted on me? :D Cheers my friend for the info :)

@Paul Osc Slots no, in that situation you would be a chimera, a living organism is grafted on to another organism that was not Born with that body part.

@Sr s I know this buddy my question was more out of curiosity. Can a surgeon make you a hermaphrodite? I.e graft bits on? lol

@Paul Osc Slots I'm glad you asked, the answer is a colossal fuck no, when surgery is involved it does not make you what u are not biologically, your DNA will still show up on a crime scene as a single sexed organism. Basically it will be like cutting off that weird extra finger , that does not change the fact that u were born with one and it is not longer there, same as getting a facelift does not change the fact that u are an old hag. People who get body parts cut off or put on are just mentally sick, they see themselves differently and most times it is because of some trauma or they were slowly overtime influenced to do so through suggestive influences.

@Sr s Can you become one through surgery? This is a weird ass world lol

@Paul Osc Slots Only if they are naturally born that way.

What about hermaphrodites? :D

MAGA

IF THIS BLUE YOUR AN OG Comedy SUBSCRIBER

https://youtu.be/QBMT4ji6-ZY Don't click this

Yeet this looks good

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This is similar with my upload I did. 20 min ago..You will Surely like it..

This fucker is David from Pablo

... ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ

Oh my god, David made it out of the drug trade!! I bet he wishes he could have just stayed dead having a kid like this.

I'm legit watching the show rn, spoiler alert

How many people do you want?!

From Narcos to comedy central lol

I'm boutta kill that kid

So my reviews are a little more like a critic’s than most of these on YouTube. This wasn’t terrible for a pilot episode. I definitely didn’t laugh out, although I chuckled a few times. That’s not my only requirement for deeming something funny or not. In this case, I’m eager to see where Arturo takes this sketch show. I believe he has an eye for comedy, but that isn’t always enough with these 22-minute minute network shows. Maybe if this had been picked up by a streaming service or even started out as a web show like Broad City, he could have exercised his comedic range better. It felt a little stifled, like the jokes weren’t fully formed or had been cut down for editing purposes. Sometimes this works (Chapelle Show) and sometimes this falls short (Jon Benjamin Has a Van). I just hope he is given the freedom to create something he is proud of while making people laugh. Good luck, Arturo!

Best thing on Tv today.. Smart, Funny and Witty CC hit a grand slam with this one!!

surprisingly good.

This looks amazing.

the second episode better have the matriarcs or the abuela Will slay you!!! this was so much fun!! #latinpower

Man this was so good!

le metiste!!!!

Love this and loved the hurricane Maria bit. Appreciate the satire there ❤️

Lmao the stop sign

Love it!!! I hope it airs the day after on Hulu because we don’t have cable

I like how it's a parody of how stupid white people will applaud anything latin... like everything ethnic is better.... the whites letting Latins dance with their women and then the Latins among themselves acting to be more Latin than they really are.....

KATLYN CARLSON OMG

Good shit. Hit home with the binary sketch. I like that hes calling bullshit on that trash. The latim stereotype was good too.

SO GOOD.

OMG!!! I’m blown away! Genius!!!

I need some of those paper towels...

lol

Wasnt he one of the guys digging the drug tunnel on the US version of No Activity

This shit kinda funny

15:38 tranquilo serote jajajajaja grandiosa frase de Guatemala

Finally! Arturo is the best

The paper towel sketch was everything

Funny but true school has kids all fucked up

This actors range is like a sniper rifle

This was hella funny and unexpected... It popped up in my recommendations and I'm glad it did!

14:52 I felt this so hard. Why are you attacking me like this?!!?

As a 30-something Venezuelan-American, I can totally relate to this show. It’s so funny, yet so factual. Don’t know how many white Americans I’ve met who think I’m a certain way because of my Latin roots. It’s so exhausting.

Same! I’ve been called a white girl a lot because I don’t fit the stereotype

That's essentially what happened to Chappelle's Show and it's a classic

That kid looks 12

Arturo got that paper towel and became Hisoka

lulz

I can not believe people find this funny.

“The Date” is pretty relatable.

Wish the episode was longer can’t wait for the show great job!!!

"busted toxic relationship" lmfaoooo

This is amazing

Soooooo good!!!

Go Arturo! Felicitaciones desde Buenos Aires!

As a mid 20’s Central American man here in the states I felt so well represented by these sketches

Here supporting Latinos in film and movies which Latinos need more representation of. Felicidades Arturo.

Definitely dvring this lmao

Wait what is this gem of a show

I'm Latino and this was terrible, not funny at all.

There were some funny parts! Like the guys yelling at eachother in spanisch.

Not funny its just rich white latino humor that appeals to american whites

!Esas manos tan suaves!

I like this! Can't wait for the premiere.

there's only 2 sexual organs. no one has invented any new sexual organs.

hilarious, i hope this show does well

HILARIOUS

This show is amazing ... I love it

Dope show.

??? explain joke pls

Whatever we do, as long as we beat Costa Rica we did it well

Yeah bro

lmfaooooo im Costa Rica and I diedddd

THIS IS AMAZING!

Puchica we in CC we made it !

I love this show!!!

This was hilarious!! I can’t wait to see more!

This is the way! Right up my alley.

Is this a comedy skit or a documentary? I’m not sure

Great show! Can’t wait to see more!

A Guatamalan? I love seeing non-Mexican Latinos winning! (Not that I don't like Mexicans, it's just that anything Latino it's automatically Mexican as if other Latinos don't exist so it's good to see other Latinos being represented.)

I can NOT be the only one who thinks he looks like blaine dabeers from Izombie....

I was kinda hoping the kid was gonna respond to the compliment with "dont be gay dad"

holy SHIT! this was fuckng hilarious! lmaooo

Omg. He can speak English *fluently* Bc I only know that guy from Broad City

So funny

Favorite new show!

Viva Guate !

This the first time a man should get a pass for lip injections

You heard me... Fuck Costa rica

Random but I was entertained

Thats the guy from Narcos Colombia

This is a pretty funny show, glad I clicked

Really great Show...

Funniest sketch series I've seen for awhile.

Got this whole episode as an ad on penguinz0 and I love it

this is really funny

The one time YouTube ads actually showed me something I liked

I dont want to talk about anything, ever again hahaha

Hilarious

This is hilarious! Definitely watching. Reminds me of Portlandia, but soooo much more relatable to Latins. Love to see Guatemala's talent on US networks!

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